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I see no reason why I've placed such a value on you

but my thoughts have changed now, I've opened my eyes and now I'm through.

Created on 2004-03-11 16:50:38 (#2480376), last updated 2004-09-12

583 comments received, 597 comments posted

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Name:*- He hit so hard -*
Birthdate:10-27
Website:more evilness
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And now I have you where I want you

http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/archive/index.html
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Masturbation is self love

Maybe if you were on drugs you'd chill out and appreciate all these rainbows.


"You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there.
Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses.
Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'."
~ Samantha, Sex and the City

Darling Nikki
I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And Nikki started 2 grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show u no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how 2 grind

Darlin' Nikki

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone number on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind

Oh, Nikki, ohhhh

come back Nikki, come back
Your dirty little Prince
wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind

{backwards at the end...}
"Hello, how r u? I'm fine. 'cause I know
that the Lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon."

*put up for my wifey*
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